Swap your Girlfriend for this Robotic Beauty

Don’t you wish technology offered a solution to the number one problem of the male population of this world called ‘Women’. Have you ever wondered how nice it will be to have a female partner who just listens to you all the time and never talks. Did you ever feel the need to have peace and bliss in your home for a change instead of the constant nagging you receive from your live in girlfriend or wife? If you don’t, chances are that you are probably stone deaf or mentally retarded. I think I speak for the entire species of male Homo sapiens when I say that I would give anything for the idea of having a quiet and simple girlfriend to cater to all my whims and fancies. Well for all the similar minded intelligent variety of the male species, a solution is at hand. The solution is called a female robot.

Sega, one of the world leaders in the gaming console segment have devised a new robot to resemble a woman but does not have any mental attributes of the female species. They have invented a robot that measures about 15 inches in height and has a voluptuous body. Though short in the height department, this electronic girl comes with all works loaded. Built to look like a cross between Angelina Jolie and Pam Anderson, this beauty is meant for all the poor male sufferers of this planet.

The physical similarities apart, there are no mental similarities between this bombshell device and a flesh and blood human female. For starters, this robot is highly intelligent. This beauty doesn’t talk back and in fact doesn’t talk at all. This is a godsend from heaven and you can make it to talk only when you want it too. This machine doesn’t nag you all the time and doesn’t ask you for sweet nothings or kisses when you are watching your favorite sports channel on the television. Priced somewhere between 170$-200$, this is way cheaper than maintaining your girlfriend for one day. Looks like god has answered our prayers finally, and has sent us this ‘EMA’ (Eternal Maiden Actualization), instead of the ‘EVE’ that he hastily created so many years ago. So I think its time now guys to swap our girlfriends for this fair maiden.